haguggle

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1
When you smoosh your face into a hag’s face and hope she doesn’t punch you.
I tried haguggle and got a black eye for my trouble.
He did the haguggle and got slapped so hard he fell over.
She said haguggle was a thing, then kicked me out of her house.
2
A hug that turns into a wrestling match with a hag.
We did haguggle and ended up on the floor fighting.
He tried to haguggle me and got tackled.
My haguggle started with a hug and ended with a headbutt.
3
When you grab a hag and squeeze like you’re trying to pop a zit.
I did a haguggle so hard I think I popped her zit.
He squeezed her like she was a lemon during haguggle.
They haguggled so tight, the neighbors called the cops.
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