haguen

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A Mexican nerd who can't get laid and wears glitter like it's a religion

He tried to ask a girl to prom, but she said he looked like a glittery taco.

He cried in the bathroom because his crush said he was 'too sparkly to be taken seriously.'

He wore glitter to the football game and got laughed at by the whole team.

A Mexican kid with a tiny willy who hangs out with six boys and can't get a date

He tried to flirt with a girl, but she said he looked like a sad hot dog.

He cried when he found out his crush had a crush on someone else.

He brought six of his friends to the mall to ask a girl out, and it was a total fail.