Hague'd

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Getting dragged into a fancy courtroom in The Hague because you’re a war criminal and they’re gonna make you suffer.
My uncle got Hague'd for blowing up a school full of kids. He’s still screaming about it.
She was Hague'd for stealing gold from a bunch of dead soldiers. It was just a side hustle.
He got Hague'd because he thought war was a game. He was wrong.
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When you’re thrown in a fancy European jail because you did something bad in a war and they’re gonna make you pay.
He got Hague'd for eating a whole regiment’s lunch. They didn’t take it lightly.
She got Hague'd because she shot a general while he was sleeping. Classic move.
They Hague'd him for using a war crime as a tax break. He was too smart for his own good.
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When you’re made to stand in front of a bunch of fancy judges in The Hague because you messed up during a war and they’re gonna make you regret it.
He got Hague'd for turning his soldiers into meat. They didn’t like that.
She got Hague'd for betraying her whole army. It was a shocker.
They Hague'd him for stealing a war trophy and calling it a win. It was a loss.
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