Hagu le pagla

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A state of being so pooped you think you’ve been hit by a truck and a toilet.
My cousin Hagu le pagla after eating 10 tacos and watching 3 horror movies.
I was Hagu le pagla after the bus ride to the beach.
My dog was Hagu le pagla after eating my socks and a whole pizza.
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So messed up you’re like a toilet that just exploded.
I was Hagu le pagla after getting kicked in the crotch by a horse.
My brother was Hagu le pagla after drinking a whole bottle of soda and crying at a cat video.
My teacher was Hagu le pagla after we threw confetti in her coffee.
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You’re so out of your mind you could talk to a chicken and it would laugh at you.
I was Hagu le pagla after staying up for 4 days and eating glitter for breakfast.
My mom was Hagu le pagla after I told her my goldfish was in love with her.
My friend was Hagu le pagla after watching 20 hours of dance videos.
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So messed up you think your brain is a toilet and your feet are the lid.
I was Hagu le pagla after eating 100 hot dogs and dancing in a pool.
My dog was Hagu le pagla after I put glitter in his bowl and he cried.
I was Hagu le pagla after watching 20 hours of videos and eating my homework.
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You’re so crazy you could talk to a wall and it would reply with a fart.
I was Hagu le pagla after eating 50 pizzas and crying at a bird video.
My dad was Hagu le pagla after I told him his cat was stealing his socks.
I was Hagu le pagla after I danced in a pool and talked to a chicken.
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So messed up you think your brain is a garbage can and your thoughts are the trash.
I was Hagu le pagla after eating 200 hot dogs and crying at a dog video.
My sister was Hagu le pagla after I told her my goldfish was going to college.
I was Hagu le pagla after I danced in a pool and talked to a wall.
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