hagtrim

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the clothes old ladies wear when they think they're fancy, but it’s just a bunch of ugly fluff and bad decisions

My grandma’s hagtrim looks like she tried to dress up for a funeral and forgot to bring the coffin.

That woman’s hagtrim is so loud it could start a riot.

My aunt wears her hagtrim every day, even when she’s just going to the gas station.

what happens when you let a woman wear a hat with flowers and call it style

She shows up at the bingo hall in her hagtrim and everyone stops playing to stare.

That hat with flowers is officially a crime against humanity.

Her hagtrim is so bad it should have its own zip code.

the fashion choice of a woman who thinks she’s young, but also has a cardigan that’s been through three divorces

Her hagtrim is like a time machine to the 80s and also the worst part of her life.

That cardigan looks like it’s been dipped in regret and left to dry.

She wears her hagtrim like it’s armor for the battle of bad decisions.