hagtown

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a place where you're so messed up and worn out you look like you've been dragged through a dumpster and dipped in glue. you're not just tired, you're f***ed up and probably stinkin' like a wet dog.
i woke up in hagtown and my hair was still in a braids from last week.
after the third round of shots, my cousin was in hagtown and could barely stand up.
my dog ran away and i was in hagtown for two days straight.
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a slap name for hagerstown, maryland, because it's full of fat, dumb, and preggo women who don't know the meaning of the word 's***' and probably never will.
i got called a hagtown native because i eat pizza for breakfast and my hair is a mess.
my mom lives in hagtown and still thinks 'snack' is a real food group.
the town's slogan is 'we love laziness and bad decisions.'
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