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A straight guy who hangs with gay people just to feel cool and not be called a fag.

'I'm not a fag, I'm just a hag!' he said at the bar.

He posted a tweet: 'Gay friends make me look good.'

He texted his mom: 'I'm hanging with fags today, it's fancy.'

A guy who hangs with ugly girls just so he can flirt with their hot friends at parties.

He said, 'I'm just here for the snacks and the hot girls.'

He DM'd his friend: 'This girl is ugly but her friend is a 10.'

He posted a photo of the ugly girl with a caption: 'My gateway to hotness.'

A straight man who has gay friends and goes to gay bars just to be the cool straight guy.

He said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just a hag.'

He posted a selfie at a gay bar with the caption: 'Still straight, just hanging with fags.'

He texted his friend: 'I'm at the bar, and I'm still straight.'

A straight man with mostly gay friends who tries to make them straight by doing hetero stuff.

He said, 'Let's go to a movie, maybe you'll stop being gay.'

He posted a tweet: 'Movies are for straight people.'

He texted his friend: 'Let's go to the mall, maybe you'll become straight.'

Straight guys who hang out with gay people and act like they're part of the group, even if they're just there for the snacks and the fights.

He said, 'I'm just here for the snacks and the remote fights.'

He posted a photo of a fight with the caption: 'Gay people are wild.'

He texted his friend: 'I'm here for the snacks, not the gay stuff.'