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A straight guy tricks his gay pal's fag hag into kissing him by lying about being gay. She thinks kissing a gay guy is a free pass. Sometimes it gets as far as a touch below the waist.
He told her I was a fag and she kissed me like I was her new boyfriend.
She thought I was gay so she let me smooch her on the lips.
She said kissing a gay man was like getting a free hug from a fat kid.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A straight dude fools his gay friend's fag hag into making out with him by pretending to be gay. She thinks it's not real because he's not a fag. It can go as far as getting handsy.
He said he was gay so she kissed him like he was her new love interest.
She let him make out with her because she thought he was a fag.
She said kissing a gay guy was like getting a free snack.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A straight man lies to his gay buddy's fag hag and gets her to kiss him. She thinks it doesn't count because he's not a fag. Sometimes she lets him go further than just a kiss.
He told her he was gay so she kissed him like it was a date.
She said making out with a gay guy was like getting a free soda.
She let him touch her because she thought he was a fag.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A straight guy tricks his gay friend's fag hag into kissing him by saying he's gay. She thinks it doesn't matter because he's not a fag. It can get as far as a touch below the waist.
He told her he was gay so she kissed him like he was her new love.
She let him kiss her because she thought he was a fag.
She said making out with a gay guy was like getting a free snack.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A straight man lies about being gay to get his gay friend's fag hag to kiss him. She thinks it's not real because he's not a fag. Sometimes it goes as far as a touch below the waist.
He said he was gay so she let him kiss her like it was a date.
She thought it was fake because he's not a fag.
She let him touch her because he told her he was gay.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A straight guy plays dumb and gets his gay friend's fag hag to kiss him. She thinks it's not real because he's not a fag. It can go as far as a touch below the waist.
He told her he was gay so she kissed him like it was a date.
She said making out with a gay guy was like getting a free snack.
She let him touch her because he said he was gay.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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