Hagsmire

My cousin got stuck in Hagsmire after trying to propose to a squirrel.

The owl said, 'I’d rather be eaten by a dragon than go to Hagsmire again.'

My teacher called my report card 'Hagsmire level.'

I got lost in Hagsmire and came back with a lisp and a fear of trees.

My friend’s owl got stuck in Hagsmire and now talks in riddles.

The map said 'Hagsmire' and I got turned into a chicken.

My class went to Hagsmire and got turned into owls for a week.

The bus driver said Hagsmire was 'the worst place on Earth, except for the middle of the ocean.'

My mom said Hagsmire was 'a place where your brain goes to die.'