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Have a good summer. Just kidding, I hope you sink like a brick in a bathtub.

You're stuck with me all summer. Don't get too excited.

I wish I was the one going on vacation. You're getting stuck with me.

I hope your summer is so bad, you'll wish you were a goldfish.

Have a good summer. I bet you're gonna sweat through your pants and cry in the pool.

I hope your summer is like a bad movie. You're the main character and you're the villain.

You're gonna be the reason the pool needs a new filter.

I hope you're so miserable, you'll wish you were a frog in a blender.

Have a good summer. I'm gonna laugh when you're stuck in traffic with a sunburn.

I hope your summer is like a broken toaster. It's hot, it's messy, and it doesn't work.

I bet you're gonna be the one wearing the sunglasses at noon.

You're gonna be the reason the ice cream truck has to take a break.

Have a good summer. I'm gonna be the one eating your snacks and stealing your pool float.

I hope your summer is like a bad pizza. It's supposed to be fun, but it's just sad.

You're gonna be the one left with the saddest float in the pool.

I'm gonna be the one laughing while you're stuck with the saddest summer ever.

Have a good summer. I hope your summer is like a broken sprinkler. It's supposed to be fun, but it just makes a mess.

I bet you're gonna be the one crying in the sprinkler.

You're gonna be the one wearing a hat and still getting soaked.

I'm gonna be the one eating your snacks while you're stuck with the sprinkler mess.

Have a good summer. I hope you're the one stuck with the saddest summer ever.

You're gonna be the one with the saddest float and the worst snacks.

You're gonna be the one crying in the pool while I'm eating your pizza.

I hope your summer is so bad, you'll wish you were a goldfish in a blender.