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Kids who can't handle their mom's friends. They're like a bunch of idiots chasing after women who could be their grandma.
Why is he talking to my mom's best friend? She's like 50!
He's dating my aunt. I'm gonna throw up.
He's trying to flirt with my mom's friend. She's got more wrinkles than a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A group of boys who think they're hot stuff because they like old women. They're basically just sad guys who can't get laid.
He's got a crush on his teacher. She's had more boyfriends than a barista.
He's dating his grandma's friend. She's got a walker and a face like a potato.
He's flirting with his mom's coworker. She's got more gray hairs than a snowman.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A bunch of guys who are like, 'Oh, I'm cool because I like older women.' They're just desperate and have no life.
He's got a crush on his aunt. She's got a face like a used towel.
He's dating his neighbor's mom. She's got more weight than a couch.
He's trying to get with his mom's best friend. She's got a face like a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Guys who think they're fancy because they like old women. They’re just a bunch of losers with no self-esteem.
He's dating his dad's ex. She's got more wrinkles than a prune.
He's got a crush on his teacher. She's got more gray hairs than a snowstorm.
He's trying to flirt with his mom's coworker. She's got more weight than a fridge.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gang of guys who think they're the kings of the castle because they like older women. They're just a bunch of nerds with no life.
He's dating his grandma. She's got more wrinkles than a raisin.
He's got a crush on his teacher. She's got more gray hairs than a blizzard.
He's trying to flirt with his mom's coworker. She's got more weight than a couch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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