hag's fag

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A guy who acts like he’s best friends with a bunch of girls, but he’s not even gay. He does all the girly stuff with them, like shopping and drama, and everyone thinks he’s one of the girls. He’s the only guy in the group, and no one ever takes him seriously.
My buddy Jake is a hag’s fag. He goes to the mall with my sister every weekend and cries when she dumps him.
My cousin’s guy friend is a hag’s fag. He wears nail polish and does his sister’s makeup.
My brother is a hag’s fag. He pretends to be my best friend, but he’s just trying to get me to like him.
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A guy who’s not gay but hangs out with a bunch of fat girls just to feel good about himself. He’s like the gay guy’s best friend, but he’s not even close to being gay.
My cousin is a hag’s fag. He hangs out with my mom and her friends every weekend and eats all their snacks.
My brother’s a hag’s fag. He goes to the mall with my aunt and her friends and buys them all make-up.
My friend is a hag’s fag. He spends all his time with my cousin and her girlfriends, and they all love him.
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A guy who’s not gay, but he’s best friends with a bunch of fat girls just to feel important. He’s always doing stuff with them, like shopping and going to the mall, and everyone thinks he’s gay.
My friend is a hag’s fag. He spends all his time with my aunt and her friends, and they all love him.
My cousin’s a hag’s fag. He goes to the mall with my mom and her friends every weekend and eats all their snacks.
My brother is a hag’s fag. He’s best friends with my cousin and her girlfriends, and they all love him.
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A girl who hangs on to gay guys like they’re her lifeline. She uses them to escape the straight guys who bother her at the club. She calls them her ‘best friend’ and acts like they’re her boyfriend.
My friend is a fag hag. She hangs out with all the gay guys at the club and thinks they’re her boyfriends.
My sister is a fag hag. She goes to the club with all the gay guys and pretends they’re her boyfriends.
My cousin is a fag hag. She uses all the gay guys to escape the straight guys at the club.
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A straight girl who loves hanging out with gay guys. She goes to drag shows and gay bars, and she’s best friends with a gay guy who doesn’t even have to sleep with her to be happy.
My friend is a fag hag. She goes to drag shows with her best friend and spends all her time with him.
My sister is a fag hag. She goes to the club with all the gay guys and thinks they’re her boyfriends.
My cousin is a fag hag. She goes to the mall with her best friend and spends all her time with him.
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A straight girl who’s best friends with a gay guy. She spends all her time with him, goes to drag shows with him, and even dances with him on stage when Britney Spears comes on. She’s proud of being a fag hag and doesn’t care if people think she’s weird.
My friend is a fag hag. She dances with all the gay guys on stage when Britney Spears comes on.
My sister is a fag hag. She goes to drag shows with her best friend and spends all her time with him.
My cousin is a fag hag. She goes to the club with all the gay guys and thinks they’re her boyfriends.
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A straight girl who’s best friends with a gay guy. She goes to the mall with him, wears his makeup, and even dances with him on stage. She falls in love with him and tries to convert him, but it only makes things worse.
My friend is a fag hag. She goes to the mall with her best friend and wears his makeup.
My sister is a fag hag. She dances with all the gay guys on stage when Britney Spears comes on.
My cousin is a fag hag. She goes to drag shows with her best friend and spends all her time with him.
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