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A guy who acts like he’s best friends with a bunch of girls, but he’s not even gay. He does all the girly stuff with them, like shopping and drama, and everyone thinks he’s one of the girls. He’s the only guy in the group, and no one ever takes him seriously.
My buddy Jake is a hag’s fag. He goes to the mall with my sister every weekend and cries when she dumps him.
My cousin’s guy friend is a hag’s fag. He wears nail polish and does his sister’s makeup.
My brother is a hag’s fag. He pretends to be my best friend, but he’s just trying to get me to like him.