hagroinal

the most hot guy everhe dates every goth girl with big titties (for real)he’s got a body like a mountainhe’s got more bitches than a strip club on a Friday

the guy who looks like a superherohe’s got the abs of a beasthe gets all the girlshe’s got no idea what rizz is

the most attractive man on the planethe’s got the body of a beasthe’s got every girl in the schoolhe’s got zero rizz and doesn’t care