Hagridland

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A place where the sea throws up its breakfast and the cows look like they’ve been in a fight.
I’m stuck in Hagridland again. My GPS thinks the ocean is a traffic jam.
My aunt’s from Hagridland. She says the wind tastes like burnt toast.
Hagridland is where the sky is just a bad mood.
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A region so far out it thinks it’s the moon and the sheep are all drunk.
I went to Hagridland and got lost between a cow and a cliff.
My cousin’s from Hagridland. He says the rocks are just lazy.
Hagridland is where the sea says, ‘I’m done with you.’
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A place where the sea throws up its breakfast and the cows look like they’ve been in a fight.
I’m stuck in Hagridland again. My GPS thinks the ocean is a traffic jam.
My aunt’s from Hagridland. She says the wind tastes like burnt toast.
Hagridland is where the sky is just a bad mood.
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A region so far out it thinks it’s the moon and the sheep are all drunk.
I went to Hagridland and got lost between a cow and a cliff.
My cousin’s from Hagridland. He says the rocks are just lazy.
Hagridland is where the sea says, ‘I’m done with you.’
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