Hagrid Hug

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A hug so hard it feels like your ribs are getting a free beatdown from a drunk monster.
I got a Hagrid Hug from my cousin after I called his goldfish fat.
My mom gave me a Hagrid Hug when I told her I failed math again.
At the party, the DJ gave me a Hagrid Hug because I danced like a fool.
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When someone squeezes you like they're trying to stuff you into a tight jeans and a really angry suit.
My dad gave me a Hagrid Hug after I told him I quit soccer.
My friend's grandma did a Hagrid Hug because she was happy I passed the test.
The teacher gave me a Hagrid Hug when I said I didn't do my homework.
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A hug so strong it might make your bones cry for help and your teeth want to run away.
My brother gave me a Hagrid Hug after I ate all his candy.
My friend did a Hagrid Hug because I told him I got a 100% on the test.
My dog gave me a Hagrid Hug when I came home from the park.
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