Hagrid Hair

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When your pubes look like a cursed forest and you probably got it from a troll.

My cousin's Hagrid Hair is so bad, it looks like he got hit by a wand and a beard.

She showed me her Hagrid Hair and I asked if she was related to a monster.

He walked in with Hagrid Hair and I thought the floor was on fire.

Your pubes are so thick and wild, they look like they belong in a medieval dungeon.

My brother’s Hagrid Hair is so wild, it could start a riot.

She had Hagrid Hair and I asked if she was cursed by a witch.

He came in with Hagrid Hair and I thought he was a prisoner from a dungeon.

Your pubes are like a mangy dog’s fur and you probably bathed in mud.

My friend’s Hagrid Hair looks like a mangy dog ran through a swamp.

She said she had Hagrid Hair, and I believed her when she said she bathed in dirt.

He came in with Hagrid Hair and I thought he had a disease.