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I just ate 12 tacos and now I think my dog is a wizard.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka and now she’s arguing with the ceiling.

He saw a pigeon and started crying because it looked like his ex.

He tried to hug the wall because he thought it was his mom.

She ran out of the house screaming at the mailman.

He tried to eat his shoes because he thought they were cookies.

He started doing karate moves at the grocery store.

She told the cashier she was the president.

He tried to fly off the roof because he thought he had wings.