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when a fag hag gets a full-on glam session from her gay friend, like getting dragged into a beauty salon by a man in glitter and a pink tutu.

My friend dragged me to a salon and made me look like a glitter bomb exploded in my face.

My gay friend made me wear eyeliner so thick I looked like a raccoon with a fashion degree.

He did my hair and called me 'princess' while I was screaming into a hair dryer.

a hangover but so bad it feels like you were hit by a truck and then asked to do a keg stand.

I woke up with a headache and a tattoo of my ex’s face on my arm.

I drank so much I forgot my own name and my dog gave me a sympathetic look.

I tried to stand up and my legs went out from under me like a broken chair.

a weird Argentinian thing where you blow a bearded man’s brains out while hanging upside down like a sad spider.

I blew a man’s brains out while hanging from a ceiling fan like a sad spider.

I got stuck upside down and my beard got stuck in my mouth.

Blowing a beard while hanging from a rope was the worst date ever.