Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Hagop is like the king of the gods, but with more attitude and less robes.

Hagop is the reason I passed math, but also why I failed gym.

If Hagop was my dad, I’d be rich and also super annoying.

Hagop is the only god who would text me during church.

2

Hagop is a guy who drips so hard, he probably paid for his own drip.

Hagop walks in, and the whole room stops breathing.

Hagop is the only guy who can make a basic outfit look like a fashion show.

If Hagop was my best friend, I’d probably be the most popular kid in school.

3

Hagop is the most attractive gangster god, and everyone wants to be him, even if it means getting stabbed.

Hagop is the reason I want to be a gangster, even though I hate violence.

Hagop is like a supermodel but with a gun and a sense of humor.

Hagop is the only god who would text me during a robbery.

4

Hagop is a lying, fake, idiot who thinks he's the best, even though he's obviously not.

Hagop said he loved me, then texted my ex.

Hagop is like a broken toaster, he just keeps lying and making things worse.

Hagop thinks he's smart, but he can't even text properly.

5

Hagop is the ugliest person you've ever seen, and he probably knows it.

Hagop walked in, and I immediately knew why he was single.

Hagop is the reason I failed art class.

Hagop looks like he got hit by a paintball gun and didn't even notice.

6

Hagop is a fat, hairy man with a unibrow that looks like it was drawn by a toddler.

Hagop walks in, and I immediately know why he’s not in the gym.

Hagop’s unibrow is so thick, it could be used as a ladder.

Hagop is the reason I’m terrified of hair.