Hagoon

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Someone who turns everything into a mess with their dumb ass.
My cousin is a Hagoon. He turned my mom's kitchen into a war zone.
That kid is a Hagoon. He threw his entire lunch at the teacher.
My brother is a Hagoon. He fought a chicken in the grocery store.
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A person who makes life hard for everyone around them.
My neighbor is a Hagoon. He yelled at the mailman for no reason.
That girl is a Hagoon. She started a fight over a pencil.
My friend is a Hagoon. He ruined my birthday by setting my cake on fire.
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A human who can make even the simplest tasks complicated.
My dad is a Hagoon. He turned folding laundry into a wrestling match.
My teacher is a Hagoon. She made math problems into a nightmare.
My sister is a Hagoon. She turned a snack time into a food fight.
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A person who brings trouble wherever they go.
My dog is a Hagoon. He bit the postman and ran away.
That guy is a Hagoon. He started a fight in the grocery store.
My friend’s brother is a Hagoon. He brought a sword to school.
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A person who can’t leave anything alone and always fucks it up.
My mom is a Hagoon. She rearranged my entire room for no reason.
That kid is a Hagoon. He spilled juice on my teacher’s shirt.
My brother is a Hagoon. He broke my video game just to see what would happen.
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