hagoole

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Hagoole is like when you argue with a used car salesman but with less screaming and more fake smiles. It’s basically yelling at the internet to give you a better deal.
I hagoole’d the price of my phone down from $1000 to $200. That’s a win.
She hagoole’d the rent so hard, the landlord gave her free pizza.
I hagoole’d my pizza order and got extra cheese for free. That’s a real flex.
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A hag and a fool in one, it’s like being the worst kind of used car buyer and the best kind of idiot all rolled into one.
He’s a total hagoole, he spent $500 on a $100 bike.
That girl is a hagoole, she argued with the store for an hour over a $5 discount.
He’s a hagoole and a half, he got $10 off a $2000 laptop.
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