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a giant lazy blob that lives on a couch and talks about stupid nonsense while playing video games. they make a mess of clothes and frat cups and don’t care if they take over your spot.
my roommate is a hagood. he plays fortnite and talks about his ex like she’s still his queen.
i saw a hagood eating a pizza at 3 am and still didn’t move from the couch.
that hagood just took my desk and now i have to work from the floor.