Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a hagnut is someone who loves hags more than anything else, even if they're ugly and smell like old socks

I’d follow that hag to the ends of the Earth. She’s my queen.

That hag is my main squeeze. I don’t even care if she threw up on me.

If that hag came up to me in a sewer, I’d marry her.

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a hagnut is a guy who thinks hags are the best thing since pizza and regret

I’d date that hag even if she had a rat for a pet.

That hag is my favorite person. She’s like a pizza with extra regret.

I’d take that hag over my mom any day.

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a hagnut is someone who would fight a dragon for a hag and lose

I’d fight a dragon for that hag. And I’d probably lose.

That hag is worth more than my life. I’d die for her.

I’d let a dragon eat me just to be near that hag.

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a hagnut is a person who thinks hags are perfect, even when they’re covered in dirt and bad decisions

That hag is perfect. Dirt and bad decisions don’t matter.

I’d marry that hag even if she had a tattoo of a dead chicken.

That hag is my hero. She’s got dirt in her hair and a bad decision in her pocket.

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a hagnut is someone who would rather be with a hag than a hot guy with a good job

I’d take that hag over that hot guy with a good job any day.

That hot guy can go die in a ditch. I’m with my hag.

I’d let my boss fire me just to be with that hag.

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a hagnut is a person who thinks hags are the only thing worth living for

Life isn’t worth it without that hag.

I live for that hag. She’s my everything.

If that hag died, I’d probably die too.