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A human who looks like a bear that got fat on pizza and bad decisions. He does this weird dance called the "dinasaur" move that makes people want to cry. He smells like old salami and drinks so much he needs a whole bar to survive.
Hagner did the dinasaur move at the bar and spilled a whole drink on a kid.
He smelled like a trash can that forgot it was a trash can.
He drank six Tom Collins’s and still had energy to do push-ups.