Hagnar

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A woman who smells like a dead raccoon in a sock and hasn’t washed her hair since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

My cousin is a Hagnar. She eats pizza with her hands and uses the same towel for three years.

That Hagnar in my class smells like a garbage can that’s been left in the sun for a month.

My mom called my neighbor a Hagnar because she wears the same clothes every day and eats cereal for dinner.

A girl who smells like a wet dog that’s been sitting in a dumpster for a week and doesn’t know how to use a shower.

My friend’s sister is a Hagnar. She eats pizza for breakfast and never brushes her teeth.

That Hagnar in my math class has a face that looks like it’s been used as a napkin.

My teacher called my brother a Hagnar because he eats soup for lunch and doesn’t wash his hands.

A woman who looks like she rolled in a trash can and forgot to shower, and also forgot how to live.

My aunt is a Hagnar. She eats pizza for dinner and wears the same shirt every day.

That Hagnar in my gym class smells like old socks and doesn’t know how to brush her hair.

My dad called my cousin a Hagnar because she eats cereal for dinner and never takes a bath.

A girl who smells like a dead mouse in a shoe and hasn’t touched a soap since the beginning of time.

My sister is a Hagnar. She eats pizza with her hands and never brushes her teeth.

That Hagnar in my science class smells like a garbage can that’s been left in the sun for a week.

My mom called my neighbor a Hagnar because she wears the same clothes every day and eats soup for dinner.

A woman who smells like a wet dog that’s been sitting in a dumpster for a month and doesn’t know how to live.

My cousin is a Hagnar. She eats pizza for breakfast and never takes a shower.

That Hagnar in my math class smells like old socks and doesn’t know how to brush her hair.

My teacher called my brother a Hagnar because he eats cereal for lunch and doesn’t wash his hands.