Hagnaby

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A person who looked like a king in the disco but now smells like a dead raccoon in your bed.

You saw him at the club. Now he’s snoring in your sock drawer.

He was the life of the party. Now he’s the death of your coffee.

He had a glow. Now he has a stink.

Someone who looked like a movie star at the disco but now looks like they’ve been dragged through a mud pit and a pizza box.

He was the guy everyone wanted to dance with. Now he’s the guy everyone wants to leave.

He had a smile. Now he has a frown and a face full of pizza grease.

He was the center of attention. Now he’s the center of a mess.

A person who looked like they were born for the disco but now look like they were born in a dumpster.

He was the guy you wanted to date. Now he’s the guy you want to throw out.

He had a vibe. Now he has a stink and a vibe of regret.

He was the king of the dance floor. Now he’s the king of your bed’s dirt.