hagmus

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a smelly week in april when people worship the worst meat ever made. it's like a party for people who hate their lives and their taste buds.

dm: 'why do you hate me? it's hagmus week.'

tweet: 'i would rather eat my own organs than eat haggis again.'

text: 'i'm crying in the corner because of hagmus.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a whole week of misery in april that celebrates the meat that smells like a dead raccoon. it's like christmas for people who hate everything.

tweet: 'hagmus is the reason i have a headache and a stomachache.'

dm: 'i'm not coming to work. it's hagmus week.'

text: 'my dog ran away because of hagmus.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a smelly, cursed week in april where people celebrate a meat that tastes like old socks. it's like a holiday for people who are just sad all the time.

text: 'my mom is making haggis again. i'm moving out.'

tweet: 'hagmus is the only thing worse than my ex.'

dm: 'don't talk to me. i'm in hagmus purgatory.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago