Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're hagmaxing if you're more interested in the hags than the bobs.

Why are you talking to Bob's wife again?

I'm not dating Bob, I'm dating Bob's wife.

Bob's wife is way hotter than Bob.

2

Hagmaxing is when a woman is married to a bob and you think that's cool.

Bob's wife is married to Bob, and I think that's the best thing ever.

Bob is a bob, and his wife is a hag. I'm here for it.

Bob's wife is married to Bob, and I'm not going to question that.

3

Hagmaxing is when you're dating an older woman, and you're too young to know any better.

I'm 18 and dating a 40-year-old woman. I'm a hagmaxxer.

My mom says I'm going to end up like Bob.

I don't care if she's older. She's hot.

4

Hagmaxxing is when a guy is dating an older woman, and it's like a reverse power move.

Bob's wife is dating Bob, but I'm dating Bob's wife. That's hagmaxxing.

Bob is 50, I'm 20, and I'm dating Bob's wife. That's hagmaxxing.

Bob's wife is older and richer, and I'm dating her. That's hagmaxxing.

5

Hagmaxxing is the new thing where young men date older women, and it's kind of a big deal.

I'm dating my mom's friend. She's 45, I'm 22. That's hagmaxxing.

Hagmaxxing is when your date is your mom's friend.

Hagmaxxing is when your mom's friend is your girlfriend.

6

Hagmaxxing is when you're dating an older woman, and you're getting desperate.

I'm dating my stepmom. I'm desperate.

I'm 20 and dating a 40-year-old woman. I'm desperate.

I'm dating my mom's best friend. I'm desperate.