Hagma

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what happens when lava decides to give you a third-degree burn and a side of existential dread.

I saw my dog run into a volcano and now it looks like a charcoal briquette. Hagma.

My cousin tried to roast marshmallows on a volcano. Now he's got blisters the size of pancakes. Hagma.

That guy yelled at the lava. Now he’s got third-degree burns. Hagma.

when the earth coughs up lava and decides to roast you like a bad steak.

My mom tried to make a lava cake and it exploded. Hagma.

That kid stuck his hand in the volcano. Now it looks like a burnt hot dog. Hagma.

The volcano had a bad day. It roasted everyone. Hagma.

what you get when the ground decides to give you the worst sunburn of all time.

My brother went camping near the volcano and came back like a charcoal briquette. Hagma.

That man tried to surf lava and got burned. Hagma.

My friend walked into a volcano and came out looking like a burnt pancake. Hagma.