haglylop

My cousin tried to fix my phone and now it's broken. He's a total haglylop.

She wore a sandwich to school and called it a fashion statement. That's a haglylop.

He asked me if I wanted to play chess and then cried when I won. Classic haglylop.

He said the sky was green and nobody believed him. Total haglylop.

She told the teacher the moon was made of cheese. That's a haglylop.

He claimed he could talk to dogs. He's a haglylop.

He ate a whole cake for breakfast. He's a haglylop.

She wore socks with sandals to the prom. That's a haglylop.

He jumped into a pool full of frogs. He's a haglylop.

He thinks he's a genius because he can count to 10. That's a haglylop.

She says she's the best at everything. She's a haglylop.

He failed math and still thinks he's smart. Total haglylop.

He put salt in his coffee and called it a new flavor. He's a haglylop.

She ran into a wall and said it was a surprise. That's a haglylop.

He said the sun was a giant orange. He's a haglylop.