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when a girl holds it in like a coward and then blasts the guy with a surprise poop when he finally gets out

She said she was fine, then I got hit with a dump like I was in a war.

He pulled out and I got a free lunch from her guts.

She said she'd be good, but her butt had other plans.

when a girl refuses to go number two before getting anal and then poops all over the guy when he leaves

I thought she was cool, then I got covered in her lunch.

He left and she let it all out like a dragon.

She was fine until her butt decided to party.

when a girl tries to save face and then shits on the guy like he owes her money

He said he was done, then she hit him with a dump like he owed her rent.

He walked out and got a free lunch from her guts.

She said she was done, then she dumped him like he was a bad investment.