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A fake language you use when you're too high to remember your lines and too lazy to care.
'I'm the king of the world!' he yelled, then realized he had no idea what that meant.
She tried to say 'I love you' but just said 'gobbledygoo' instead.
He whispered 'mumblefluff' and called it a soliloquy.
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A nonsense tongue you make up when you're too drunk to think and too proud to admit you're lost.
'I am the chosen one!' he cried, then tripped over a chair.
She said 'flibberdoo' and called it a speech.
He tried to explain the plot but just said 'snorfleblob'.
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A fake language you use when you're too dumb to remember your lines and too full to talk.
He burped and said 'fartaboo' as his big speech.
She ate a sandwich and said 'munchyfluff' instead of her lines.
He tried to say 'I'm the hero' but just said 'snackblob'.
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A made-up language you use when you're too tired to remember your lines and too lazy to bother.
He yawned and said 'zombiboo' as his big moment.
She said 'sleepyfluff' and called it a dramatic pause.
He fell asleep mid-sentence and just said 'snoreblob'.
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A fake language you make up when you're too confused to remember your lines and too proud to ask for help.
He said 'flibberdoo' and called it a secret code.
She tried to explain the plan but just said 'mumblefluff' instead.
He said 'snorfleblob' and called it a prophecy.
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