Hagjob

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A finger job from a grumpy old lady who smells like wet socks and regret.
My aunt gave me a Hagjob after I told her I was going to college.
He got a Hagjob from his grandma because he forgot her birthday.
That Hagjob was so bad, I thought I was being tortured by a witch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hand job done by a woman who looks like she lost a bet with a raccoon.
She gave me a Hagjob and then asked for a snack.
He got a Hagjob from his mom after he burned the house down.
I got a Hagjob and it felt like being attacked by a dead octopus.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hand job from a woman so old, she probably has a pet skeleton.
My neighbor gave me a Hagjob and then left me a note that said 'don't do it again.'
He got a Hagjob from his aunt and now he can't stop coughing.
That Hagjob was so bad, it made my face feel like it was melting.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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