hagitated

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A hagit is a smelly, grumpy creature that looks like a camel that got hit by a truck. It gets super mad over tiny things but will shut up if you give it a sandwich.
My hagit roommate threw a shoe at me because I used the last of the chips.
The hagit in the mall screamed at a kid for touching its tail.
I fed my hagit a pizza and it stopped yelling at the neighbor.
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That feeling when you turn on your computer and your wallpaper is changed to a blurry picture of a weirdo who claims to be the chosen one of the godess hagit.
My screen turned into a weirdo in a hat and I got a pop-up saying ‘the hagit has chosen you.’
My mom’s computer showed a weirdo holding a soup can and it said ‘the hagit is hungry.’
I opened my laptop and it yelled at me for not feeding it.
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Hagitated is when you're so hungry you're ready to punch someone but still too polite to yell at them.
I was hagitated because I had no snacks and I stared at my brother like he owed me money.
At lunch, I was hagitated and just kicked the table instead of screaming.
I was hagitated and I gave my best friend a side-eye before I took a bite of my sandwich.
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