Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a guy yells a girl's name like he's been waiting forever but his tongue is too lazy to finish the word

Hey Chri,

Yo Sam,

Hi Liza,

2

when a guy shouts a girl's name but forgets the rest because he’s too distracted by his own stupidity

Hey Ann, (looks at his phone)

Hey Mari, (checks his messages)

Hey Jill, (eats a chip)

3

when a guy screams half a name like he’s been waiting years but his brain is too broken to finish

Hey Liza, (falls over)

Hey Jess, (spills coffee)

Hey Bri, (trips on his shoelace)

4

when a guy yells a girl’s name but stops halfway because he’s too proud to finish and too dumb to care

Hey Tami, (walks away)

Hey Kayl, (checks his phone again)

Hey Lain, (sips his soda)

5

when a guy shouts a girl’s name like he’s been waiting for decades but his mouth is too tired to finish

Hey Emil, (collapses on the couch)

Hey Alex, (falls asleep)

Hey Dian, (snorts soda)

6

when a guy yells half a name like he’s trying to impress her but his brain is too busy fighting his own stupidity

Hey Sama, (starts a fight with his friend)

Hey Madi, (drops his phone)

Hey Tria, (spills his drink)