Hagiopic

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A glorified, overly holy mess that’s also a picture or movie, like someone’s face gets sainted and it’s made into a film. It’s like a holy mess with a side of drama.
The church made a movie about Saint Chuck, and it’s worse than a reality show.
My aunt’s hagiopic is 4 hours long and only 2 people watched it.
They turned my grandfather’s life into a hagiopic, and it’s full of lies and bad acting.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A picture or movie about a holy person, but it’s so bad it feels like a punishment from God. It’s like a saint’s life, but with more drama and less holy vibes.
The hagiopic about Saint Steve made me want to leave the church.
My cousin’s hagiopic is just him staring at the sky for 10 hours.
The hagiopic of Saint Linda is 8 hours long, and no one understands why.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A movie or picture about a holy person that’s so cheesy and over the top, it’s like watching a saint’s life in a bad soap opera. It’s holy, but also totally ridiculous.
They made a hagiopic about Saint Karen, and it’s like a soap opera for saints.
My hagiopic is 5 hours long and has more plot twists than my life.
The hagiopic of Saint Frank is just him eating bread and crying.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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