hagiography

The saint's biography says he walked on water. I believe him. He also said he didn't need a shower. I don't believe him.

This hagiography makes the saint look like a rockstar. He probably just took a nap and got famous.

The biography says the saint never made a mistake. I believe him. He never made a mistake. He just never got caught.

The hagiography says the saint's holy farts made the flowers bloom. I say it made the neighbors cry.

He had a holy fart so strong it knocked out a demon. And a waiter.

The church says it's a miracle. I say it's a gas station.