Hagina

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A wide, flat vagina. Often found in Asian women. It's like a parking lot for all the junk that comes out during a full moon.
My cousin's Hagina is so wide, it could hold a whole pizza.
I saw her Hagina in the mirror and it looked like a highway.
Her Hagina is so flat, it's like she's been sitting on a bench for 20 years.
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A fuzzy, bushy vagina. Popular in the 70s when men were still learning how to use a remote.
That Hagina looked like a squirrel had moved in.
She had a Hagina so hairy, it was like a rug from the 70s.
He stared at her Hagina and forgot how to breathe.
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A magical creature that hangs out with the Jagina. They get married at 30 if no one else will take them. They like to pray, play games, and nibble on each other’s nips.
They got married at 30 because no one had a fat maison or a sexc beard.
They pray to the sky every morning and eat nips for breakfast.
They waited 30 years just to get married and still didn't have a jacuzzi.
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