hagimejuicytittys

My aunt is hagimejuicytittys. She wears a onesie to the grocery store and calls it a 'power suit.'

That girl at the gym is hagimejuicytittys. She can't even do a push-up without crying.

My mom's best friend is hagimejuicytittys. She brought a side dish to my wedding and it was just more meat.

My neighbor is hagimejuicytittys. She drinks wine out of a soup bowl and still thinks she's a goddess.

That lady at the buffet is hagimejuicytittys. She took three plates and called it 'a snack.'

My cousin is hagimejuicytittys. She tried to wear a bra and it exploded.

My grandma is hagimejuicytittys. She eats a whole cake for breakfast and still calls it a 'snack.'

That waitress is hagimejuicytittys. She brought me my soup and it was just a side order of her tittys.

My sister is hagimejuicytittys. She tried to wear a dress and it just fell off.

My mom is hagimejuicytittys. She wears a dress and it looks like it's about to burst into a meatloaf festival.

That girl at the mall is hagimejuicytittys. She tried to fit into a tiny outfit and it just screamed at her.

My aunt is hagimejuicytittys. She tried to do yoga and it looked like a war broke out.

My cousin is hagimejuicytittys. She eats a whole pie for breakfast and still calls it a 'light snack.'

That lady at the gym is hagimejuicytittys. She tried to do a plank and it looked like she was about to fall apart.

My neighbor is hagimejuicytittys. She wears a onesie to the grocery store and calls it 'a power suit.'