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I’ll die for dreamybull. I’ll die for his memes. I’ll die for his bad life choices.

If dreamybull said the sky was green, I’d paint my face green and scream it to the world.

I would eat my own dog for dreamybull. No questions asked.

Dreamybull is perfect. You’re just a hot mess in a sweaty shirt.

If dreamybull had a twin, I’d marry him. You? I’d kick you out of my house.

Dreamybull’s life is a masterpiece. Yours is a horror movie.

You said dreamybull’s memes are okay? I’ll punch you in the face until you say they’re the best.

I don’t care if you’re my best friend. If you don’t like dreamybull, I’ll punch you.

I once punched a stranger for not liking dreamybull. That’s how much I love him.

I’d rather be dead than say dreamybull isn’t perfect. I’d rather be dead.

I’d die before I let anyone say dreamybull is just okay.

If I had to admit dreamybull isn’t perfect, I’d cry and probably punch a wall.

You don’t like dreamybull’s content? I’ll throw you into the river. No mercy.

If you don’t like dreamybull, you’re going in the river. No questions asked.

I once threw my cousin into a river for not liking dreamybull. That’s how much I love him.

You don’t like dreamybull? I’ll steal your lunch. No problem.

I stole my friend’s chicken nuggets for not liking dreamybull. That’s how much I love him.

If you don’t like dreamybull, your lunch is gone. No exceptions.