haggz

My uncle is a haggz. He once pulled out his weiner and scared a whole bar.

That guy at the pub is a haggz. He had a weiner so big it had its own postcode.

My teacher said my brother is a haggz. He didn’t believe me until he saw the evidence.

That haggz walked in and the whole restaurant shut down. They didn’t know what to do.

My cousin’s friend is a haggz. He eats sausages for breakfast and calls them snacks.

My dad told me I was a haggz. I didn’t believe him until he pulled out a meatloaf.

That haggz had a pecker so big it blocked the sun.

My friend’s dad is a haggz. He once got stuck in a door because of his pecker.

My neighbor is a haggz. He goes to the gym just to keep his pecker from exploding.