haggywag

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a guy who’s got autism and a massive case of dumbass all at once

He stared at the pizza for 10 minutes and then cried because the sauce was on the wrong side.

He yelled at the microwave for not knowing his name.

He tried to explain the universe to a kid and got kicked out of the park.

a man who’s half genius and half idiot, all because of his brain being broken

He built a robot out of legos but forgot how to plug it in.

He said the moon was made of cheese and then screamed at the sky.

He wrote a poem about socks and got a gold star from his teacher.

a dude who’s got autism and a brain full of nonsense

He tried to talk to a pigeon and got arrested.

He wore a hat made of spaghetti and said it was 'fancy.'

He said the sun was a giant tomato and refused to eat anything else.

a man who thinks he’s a wizard but is actually just very confused

He tried to summon a dragon with a pencil and a piece of paper.

He cast a spell on his math test and it turned into a chicken.

He yelled ‘abra-cadabra’ and accidentally locked himself in the freezer.

a guy who’s got autism and a brain that doesn’t work properly, like it’s on vacation

He said the ocean was ‘too loud’ and ran away screaming.

He tried to hug a tree and got confused because it didn’t hug back.

He believed the clouds were made of cookies and ate the sky.