HAGGWITCH

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A crumby, grumpy, old lady (hag) with witch powers to not care about anything or anyone, even if they try to murder her.
My neighbor is a haggwutch. She yelled at me for mowing my lawn on a Tuesday.
My mom is a haggwutch. She doesn't even care if I fail school.
My teacher is a haggwutch. She failed me for eating a donut during class.
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A witchy, old, angry woman (hag) who can make everything go to hell just by looking at you.
My grandma is a haggwutch. She turned my dog into a chicken.
My aunt is a haggwutch. She cursed my phone to play the worst song ever.
My boss is a haggwutch. She made my coffee taste like dirt.
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A gross, old, mean lady (hag) who has the power (witch) to make your life a nightmare just for fun.
My neighbor is a haggwutch. She turned my dog into a chicken.
My teacher is a haggwutch. She gave me a 100% on a test just to annoy me.
My mom is a haggwutch. She made my dinner taste like a dead rat.
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A smelly, old, rancid woman (hag) who has the witch power to make everything bad and no one can stop her.
My grandma is a haggwutch. She turned my dog into a chicken.
My teacher is a haggwutch. She made my lunch taste like a sock.
My boss is a haggwutch. She made my coffee taste like a dead rat.
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