haggused

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Haggused is when you smoke a Hayde and chug a naggin so hard your brain explodes and your pants smell like a dead raccoon.

After smoking three Hays and downing two naggins, I was haggused and yelled at my brother for stealing my chips.

I got haggused at the bonfire and tried to dance like a flamingo.

My mom said I was haggused when I fell off the couch and tried to talk to the ceiling.

Being haggused is like being hit by a truck made of glitter and farts.

I got haggused after the Hayde and the naggin and tried to sing opera to my dog.

At the party, I got so haggused I thought my pants were on fire.

My friend got haggused and started crying over a sandwich.

Haggused is when you’re so drunk on Hayde and naggin you think the moon is made of cheese and your neighbor is a witch.

I got haggused and tried to fight my dad with a spoon.

After the Hayde and naggin, I was haggused and drew on the walls with my finger.

My cousin got haggused and tried to marry a potted plant.