haggrid

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A giant, gross, hairy man who grew up in a stinky orphanage and never got any love.

I saw Haggrid in the park and he looked like a raccoon who lost a bet.

My cousin dated Haggrid and now she smells like a garbage can.

Haggrid tried to flirt with me and it was like being hit by a smelly truck.

A beast of a man who lived in an orphanage and got kicked around like a soccer ball.

Haggrid walked into my classroom and the whole class screamed like I dropped a bomb.

My brother got stuck with Haggrid for a project and now he has a new nickname: 'The Orphanage Monster.'

Haggrid told a joke and it was so bad, my dog fell asleep.

A dirty, tall, hairball of a man who grew up in a place where no one ever gave him a cookie.

Haggrid showed up at my birthday party and I thought it was a horror movie.

My teacher used to be friends with Haggrid and now she’s terrified of him.

Haggrid tried to hug me and it felt like being hugged by a dead raccoon.