Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gay guy who needs a bunch of straight girls to be his emotional crutch and pretend friend group because he’s too weak to have real friends.

My ex was a haggot. He had 10 girls fawning over him like he was a prince.

He cried when his favorite fag hag broke up with her boyfriend.

He texts his fag hags at 2 AM just to feel important.

2

Another name for a fag hag, but it sounds like a curse.

My sister is a fag hag, but I call her a haggot to be mean.

He said she was a haggot and she flipped him the bird.

He called her a haggot and got kicked out of the group chat.

3

A Scottish insult for someone who’s a total faggot and probably eats haggis every day.

My uncle is a haggot because he eats haggis and calls everyone faggots.

He said I was a haggot because I like haggis and don’t like meat.

My teacher called me a haggot because I failed and eat haggis for lunch.

4

A swear word for old people that’s like calling them a senile faggot.

He called the old man a haggot because he was grumpy and confused.

I said my grandpa was a haggot for forgetting my birthday.

The teacher called the class a bunch of haggots because they were all daydreaming.

5

A guy who lives through his lesbian friends like they’re his whole life and he’s too much of a diva to be anything else.

He’s a haggot because he’s a diva and lives through his lesbian cousin.

He calls himself a haggot because he’s too good for anyone else.

He’s a haggot and acts like his lesbian friends are his royalty.

6

A faggot who’s got so much hair it looks like a forest, and it’s gross.

He’s a haggot because he’s got a forest on his body.

He called me a haggot for being bald and not having a forest.

He’s a haggot and looks like a troll from a fairy tale.

7

A guy who looks like a hairy mole and has red hair, and everyone hates him. Especially Brandon Quessy.

Brandon Quessy is a haggot because he has red hair and a hairy mole.

He looks like a haggot and everyone hates him.

He said I was a haggot for being hairy and having red hair.