haggoda

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a person who tells jokes so bad they make your brain hurt and your mom cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. *facepalm*.

I told a joke about a toaster. No one laughed. Even the toaster looked sad.

My friend told a joke about socks. I asked if he was done. He said, 'No, I just started.'

someone who spits out jokes like they’re old pizza and it’s still gross.

I told a joke about a dog. It was so bad the dog left me.

My joke about a banana was so weak, it didn’t even ripen.

I tried to make a joke about the moon. It was so bad, it fell out of the sky.

a human who tells jokes so bad they make your soul scream and your ears bleed.

I told a joke about a cat. It was so bad, the cat hissed at me.

My joke about a pencil was so weak, it snapped in half.

I made a joke about a tree. It fell over from the embarrassment.

a person who tells jokes like they’re on fire and no one wants to put it out.

My joke about a fire truck was so bad, it started a real fire.

I told a joke about a fire. The fire laughed at me.

I made a joke about a flame. It went out from shame.

someone who makes jokes so bad they’re like a broken recorder and no one wants to hear it.

I told a joke about a recorder. It was so bad, it broke for real.

My joke about a broken recorder made the teacher cry.

I made a joke about music. It was so bad, it sounded like a goat.