haggly

My uncle’s face is haggly. It looks like it’s been rubbed by a goat and a toilet paper roll.

This pizza is haggly. It’s like eating a sad pancake that’s also crying.

Her skin is haggly. It’s like a dry fart that forgot how to be smooth.

This sandpaper is haggly. It’s like your ex’s personality on a bad day.

His hands are haggly. They look like they’ve been through a blender and a curse.

This rug is haggly. It’s like walking on a dead raccoon’s soul.