Hagglepaff

My dog is a Hagglepaff. He tried to hump my neighbor's trash can.

That cat is a Hagglepaff. It tried to hump my mom's leg while she was eating pizza.

My parakeet is a Hagglepaff. It humped the TV during the Super Bowl.

My brother is a Hagglepaff. He humped the couch when he lost the game.

My sister is a Hagglepaff. She humped the fridge while she was eating cereal.

My uncle is a Hagglepaff. He humped my grandma's arm during the movie.

My hamster is a Hagglepaff. It humped my shoe at 3 AM.

My fish is a Hagglepaff. It humped the filter like it was a love letter.

My cousin is a Hagglepaff. He humped the mailman in front of the whole block.