Hagglenormia

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Hagglenormia is when you think something is way too pricey and you lie about the barcode just to make it cheaper. You don’t need it. You just need the high from fooling the system.
I scanned the wrong barcode and got a $20 discount on a $100 lamp. I didn’t need the lamp. I needed the victory.
She changed the barcode on the pizza to get it for half price. It was 2 a. m. and she was still mad.
He scanned the barcode of a burger and got a free soda. He didn’t even want the soda. He just wanted to be right.
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Hagglenormia is when you’re too cheap to buy something but too proud to just walk away. You mess with the barcode to get a better deal, even if it’s just a stupid candy bar.
He changed the barcode on a candy bar and got it for 50 cents. It was worth it. He ate it in the checkout line.
She messed with the barcode of a $10 shirt to get it for $2. The store didn’t notice. She did.
He scanned the wrong barcode on a $50 watch. Got it for $5. He didn’t even like watches.
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Hagglenormia is when you’re so mad about prices you start cheating. You change barcodes just to feel better. It’s like a mental illness but with a scanner.
She changed the barcode on a $200 TV to get it for $20. The TV didn’t work. She didn’t care.
He scanned a $50 book and got it for $5. He didn’t even read it. He just needed the win.
She changed the barcode on a $100 pizza to get it for $10. The pizza was bad. She still felt good.
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